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[hissterics]

what the fuck is this game

Intro post, day 10

Truth or drink, day 11

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[He just gives her THIS LOOK.]

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[ oh my fucking god LASHES HER TAIL ]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS PLACE! How is it even possible for a place to be more messed up than the Horde?!

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I know. On the bright side, they're on OUR side and-

Wait, do you call yourselves the horde?

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Don't look at me, I didn't name it.

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... What WOULD you name it?

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"Organization of Child Soldiers Run By an Inept Shut-In Unable to Defeat a Bunch of Teenagers Wearing Tiaras."

1/3

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[HE IMMEDIATELY GOES TO LAUGH.]

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[And then thinks about it for a hot second.]

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What? Really?

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Yup.

They should've put me in charge a loooong time ago, but one of them doesn't know his way out of a test tube, and the other--

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[ Wrapping her tail around her legs ]

--Whatever, doesn't matter.

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... No? I mean, it sounded important.

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They banished me to die under the guise of some stupid retrieval mission, and then I ended up here, so yeah, I'd say none of it matters now.

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What the shit?

...

Revenge? That might matter a bit!

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Pff. Yeah, right. Maybe in another life.

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That powerful?

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The problem is me.

No matter what I do -- even if I do everything right -- I don't get to win.

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[Oh.




oh. He feels that.]

Ah. Like the whole universe drags you down right at the finish line?

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Every single time.

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[...

Just puts a hand on her head, briefly, if she lets him.]

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[ She tenses up immediately

. . . . But also has a certain objective. So. He's getting away with this, her body language radiating ???????????????????? ]

What?

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[ Okay but talking about feelings is awful. Lets go inside instead. ]

We're here! Home sweet home. It looks better on the outside than the inside.

[The Finch house has an elaborate, gorgeous victorian look on the outside. When he opens the door... Inside is an explosion of color, mostly from the vast supply of blankets, sheets, pillows and comforters. Many of them have been strung up in a huge blanket fort, the rest are sitting in piles in what appears to be a couple of clothing projects???

A stolen iron table and chair sit in the center of the room, loaded with supplies, and the kitchen is covered in dishware. Stairs lead upwards to bedrooms, and a door down here leads to the showers.]

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[ GAWKS

OPENLY

She circles the living area a few times before eventually settling on: ]

What's wrong with your pillows?

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Nothing.

.... You can go inside and it's SUPER comfortable. And no one can see you.

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What do you mean "nothing"? Look at these things!

[ SEIZING ONE and holding it aloft, squishing it between her claws ]

They're so . . . soft! And puffy! How does anyone sleep on these? They're not even a little bit hard!