hissterics | ( imeeji ) continuations

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Oh-- uh-- yeah! It is!

So you're like, totally trespassing right now! You better make it up to me.

I-I'm sorry... I don't got any money or nothin'...

I don't want money. That's boring!

Oh... Uh--maybe I could show you something cool? Are you afraid of heights?

Nuh-uh.

[ . . . ]

You have something cool?

I don't got any stuff, but... You ever swum in the ocean? 'S different than a lake or a pool.

Isn't the ocean full of water?

[ Bristles a little in HORROR ]

No way!!

But you float, so's prolly fine. An' it's salty!

But you'll get wet!!

[ Said in the same tone as: but you'll DIE ]

You get wet when ya take a bath. 'Cept it's okay to splash.

[ Pouts ]

I hate baths too . . .

Why? Baths are awesome. --I mean, sometimes.

[ Stares like she's grown an extra head ]

. . . You're so weird.

But I ain't stinky...

[at present,]

[ Sniffs LOUDLY at her.

Normal stuff. ]

...............

[Leans in to huff this cat]

[ Jumps a little.

And then leans in, one ear twitching. ]

Hey -- you sniff stuff too?

Why not? I got a nose. ...You don't like other people sniffing stuff?

No . . . I just never saw anyone else do it before, 's all.

D'you usually watch people sniff?

Not if they don't do any sniffing!