avestan: (I'm just gonna rip it and jack it.)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] avestan 2020-05-31 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
-Geh?!

[WASTED]
hissstory: (01)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] hissstory 2020-05-31 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The foot retracts after striking gold.

. . .




And then a little fit of giggles ]
avestan: I'm ready fer affection, hoomin? (Hug me hoomin.)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] avestan 2020-06-01 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, yeah. You got me, good job.
hissstory: (20)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] hissstory 2020-06-01 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Peering out from under the table, looking smug ]

You fell for my trap! [ Because that's definitely what it was, definitely ] Too easy!
avestan: (Fuck! Holy shit! ...I died!)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] avestan 2020-06-01 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[crouching down to better see her]

Shit, I've run into a tactical genius. Guess it's the end for me.
hissstory: (18)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] hissstory 2020-06-01 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
That's right! You'd better just surrender!
avestan: I can't smell your sins, daddy. (If you make my nose this small)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] avestan 2020-06-01 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[putting up his hands]

I can tell when I don't stand a chance, so yeah. I surrender. Do with me whatever you will.
hissstory: (19)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] hissstory 2020-06-01 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Get ready for





TINY POUNCE!!! ]
avestan: (I'm just gonna rip it and jack it.)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] avestan 2020-06-01 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[falls over like he's been pounced on by a full size lion]

Oh nooooo, please have mercy on me.
hissstory: (23)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] hissstory 2020-06-01 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sits on her conquest and giggles ]

Hmmm~ I'll think about it.

But only if you become my minion!
avestan: O, cast out these spirits! (I've been bedeviled! You're bedevilin' m)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] avestan 2020-06-01 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly I have no choice if I wanna survive...!

So what does being your minion entail? Do I just have to do whatever you say?
hissstory: (45)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] hissstory 2020-06-01 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yup.

And you have to help me get stamps, and call me "Lord Catra," and beat up anyone who stares at me or calls me weird!
avestan: (Nasty. Crime. Boy. Has. Come. To. Town.)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] avestan 2020-06-01 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Gotcha.

I mean, yes Lord Catra.
hissstory: (21)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] hissstory 2020-06-01 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Heheheheheh ]

Good minion.
avestan: (what is where and how is who.)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] avestan 2020-06-01 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
So what's your first command, my Lord? Want to get a stamp?
hissstory: (32)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] hissstory 2020-06-01 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ummm . . .

[ can you tell she didn't think this far ]
avestan: O, cast out these spirits! (I've been bedeviled! You're bedevilin' m)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] avestan 2020-06-01 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
...Can I make a suggestion?
hissstory: (49)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] hissstory 2020-06-01 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

I'll allow it.
avestan: for rats before. (I guess I've never really blamed God)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] avestan 2020-06-01 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
The hotel's the closest of the locations, so we should go there first.
hissstory: (19)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] hissstory 2020-06-01 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay!

[ And then she proceeds to just. Climb on him. YIP YIP. ]

Go, noble steed!

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] avestan 2020-06-02 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Aye aye.

[proceeds to jog to the hotel]
hissstory: (02)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] hissstory 2020-06-02 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ She giggles delightedly the ENTIRE time, tail swishing ]
avestan: The head, exactly, it’s got all the face and stuff on it. (What’s the best part of the dog?)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] avestan 2020-06-02 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[even his evil black little heart can't help but be lifted by something so pure

once they're at the hotel, in a pompous tone:]

Lord Catra, we have arrived!
hissstory: (18)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] hissstory 2020-06-02 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ She hops off and scampers around him in a circle ]

Good job, minion! Obedient servants will be rewarded.
avestan: (Just a dirty boy.)

Re: Doodles

[personal profile] avestan 2020-06-02 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? What do I get?

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