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I'm keeping an eye on things here, that's all!

Like what?

Like-- like gathering intelligence. People intelligence.

[ A pause. Oh yeah. ]

You! State your name and purpose.

I'm not a people, so I guess I don't have to tell you anything.

[ grabs her ankles and rolls backwards, springing up and giggling as she wobbles a few more steps back. ]

[ Stares ]

. . . You're weird.

You say that like it could be a bad thing, but there's nothing wrong with being weird.

Yeah there is. People stare at you, and make fun of you . . .

[ Flattening her ears a bit. ]

Those people are just secretly jealous! or they have problems of their own they don't know how to deal with so they attack other people's feelings and make them hurt, because they hurt.

Or they're just mean and a bad guy.

If someone makes fun of you, [ her tail whips back and forth. ] you can tell them that Diva is going to make them regret it and feel bad.

[ Blinks a few times ]

. . . Really?

Really!

I'm going to be a hero and that's what heroes do, kick butt of mean people and bad guys, and usually they're one in the same.

I'm sorry people have made fun of your ears and your tail. I like them though! And look. [ she hops until she's got her back to catra. ] I have a tail too. [ wiggles it. ] It's not fluffy or anything, but it's still a tail.

[ Her own tail lifts, swishing back and forth a little ]

. . . If they say anything, let's take 'em hostage and beat 'em up.

[ that's what heroes do right ]

I'm not sure beating them up is going to make them hate us any less.

I don't care if they hate me!

They already decided they're gonna do that anyway.

It kind of seems like you do...

But for what it’s worth I don’t hate you. And my offer still stands. [ plants her hands on her hips. ] I’ll take care of the people that make fun, even if they’re bigger than me.

[ She sniffles and wipes at her eyes a little, then nods. ]

. . . Okay.

[ offers her a hand. ] How about we go do something fun, to take our minds off of all the sucky people?

[ That earns a tiny smile as she reaches out to take the offered hand. ]

Okay.

What do you wanna do?

Have you ever been to the amusement park? [ pulls her to her feet and gives her hand a squeeze. ] It’s the funnest place in the world, because it has all sorts of fast rides that go whoosh!

No . . . I've never heard of an "amusement park" before.

[ squeals. ]

You're in for a treat.

c'Mon, let's get going! [ she's going to tug her over to her car. ]

I'm going to show you the best day ever!

[ GASPS! ]

Whoa! You have one of these?! It's like a mini-tank!

Mm! [ giggles and pulls out THIS:

]

I even have my own driver's license. Pretty awesome, huh?

[ climbs in. ] Ready to go?

Cool!

[ She hops onto the back of the car, who needs seats ]

I wanna drive it too!

I know~ I redefine cool. [ giggles and as soon as catra is on the car she puts the pedal to the plastic. ]

[ vroom vroom. ]

I’ll have to give you driving lessons. I’m a certified instructor. [ Dva shut up. ] but first we should have the best day ever at the amusement park!

Okay, okay, but go fast!

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